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Friday, September 26, 2008

Vacancy At Kota Kinabalu, Sabah : Account Supervisior, Computer Technecian,

Account Supervisor - (KK)

Advertised: 22-9-08 Closing Date: 22-10-08.

Account Supervisor
(Sabah - Kota Kinabalu)

Responsibilities:
~Responsible to handle full set of accounts for a manufacturing company

Requirements:
~Candidate must possess at least a Higher Secondary/STPM/"A" Level/Pre-U, Diploma or ~Advanced/Higher/Graduate Diploma in Finance/Accountancy/Banking or equivalent
~Required language(s) : Bahasa Malaysia, English
~Preferred language(s) : Chinese
~At least 2 year(s) of working experience in the related field is required for this position
~Applicants must be willing to work in KKIP, Kota Kinabalu
~Applicants should be Malaysian citizens or hold relevant residence status
~Preferably Junior Executives specializing in Finance - General/Cost Accounting or equivalent
~2 Full-Time positions available

Write in today with your detailed CV, stating current and expected salary, qualifications, experience, contact telephone number together with a current passport-sized photograph (n.r) to:

Human Resource & Admin Manager
Lot 17,EOIZ,Phase II, Kota Kinabalu
Industrial Park, Jalan Sepanggar,Menggatal,
88450 Kota Kinabalu,
Sabah.

Tel: 088 490 634
Fax: 088 490 396
Email:
my_fmcg@yahoo.com

C,& F ENTERPRISE SDN BHD
EOIZ KKIP MENGGATAL
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Computer Technician cum Computer Class Teacher (1 post)

Jobs
The Kota Kinabalu High School Board of Governors is looking for a Computer Technician cum Computer Class Teacher (1 post) with the following skills:

* Qualification: Certificate or Diploma level (preferably related to computers / IT)
* able to perform basic PC troubleshooting (software and hardware)
* can use productivity software (Office software)
* able to read and write in BM and English (Mandarin is an advantage)
* some experience with web development (HTML / PHP / ASP / mySQL / some kinda database etc...) this would be an advantage

Salary: RM1000-1200

Work hours: Mon-Fri:8am-5pm, Sat: half day

Based in: Kota Kinabalu High School, Kota Kinabalu, Sabah.

Immediate vacancy.

This is just a preliminary list, anyone interested, or know anyone looking for a job?

Please email thy resume to: admin@kkhs.edu.my

Please indicate in the Subject field = KKHS IT Technician when emailing.
If you have any enquiries, please email them to the address above.

http://kkhs.edu.my/modules/content/index.php?id=72
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Wednesday, September 24, 2008

E-Governance project in Bhutan - looking for an international IT expert

The Department of Information and Technology, Ministry of Information and Communications, Royal Government of Bhutan, is urgently seeking to recruit an international IT expert for a duration of four months. The expert will work under the UNDP/ICT TTF supported project on "Localization of E-Governance". S/he is expected to develop a low level open source based e-platform containing generic services modules, train the local ICT team, and develop how-to manuals. For more information, see attached ToRs.

Deadline for applications is 8 October 2008.

Qualified candidates are invited to submit their application (letter of interest including information on consultancy fees and availability, together with CV) to Ms. Laurence Levaque via email to: laurence.levaque@undp.org

Recommendations of possible candidates who are qualified to undertake the assignment are welcome.

Terms of Reference

Post Title: International IT Expert

Agency: Department of Information and Technology, Ministry of

Information and Communication, Royal Government of Bhutan

Duty Station: Thimphu, Bhutan

Language(s): English

Duration: Four months (commencing as soon as possible)

I. Background:

Bhutan is currently undergoing significant political, social and economic transition with its preparations for adopting Democratic Constitutional Monarchy in 2008. E-governance has a tremendous potential as a mechanism for furthering good governance and democratic participation, which is at the core of effective public service delivery. The introduction and development of e-governance systems play a crucial role in service provision from the government to the people, especially men and women living in remote rural areas of Bhutan.

While the RGoB has attached high priority to e-governance with regard to its Development and usage as a component of the broader governance reform agenda, there is currently insufficient institutional capacity and a lack of e-governance service applications. This project will therefore provide technical and institutional support to develop user-friendly e-application and standardized platform for local government bodies and service providers, which will facilitate an increased public access to information resulting in greater transparency, efficiency and accountability in public service delivery. The outputs of the project are: 1) Standardized e-platform model for a Geog (block) Administration Office developed and experimented; 2) Forestry and Dzongkhag (district)-Geog e-services developed and piloted as an integral part of One-Stop Shop Approach in a selected Dzongkhag at two rural Geogs and one urban area; 3) National replication plan on the local e-platform model and commonly used services developed.

II. Duties and responsibilities:

1. The expert should be working in the PHP Zend framework with the latest version of PHP and Mysql/PostgresSQL whichever is relevant for the task.
2. The expert should be confident with the entire web programming API on the latest PHP Zend framework.
3. Should be interested and willing to train ICT professionals from various ministries on the Zend framework and PHP Mysql/Postgressql platform, so that they will in turn be able to develop and deploy different services from different ministries on the same e-platform.
4. Should be willing and able to lead a team of ICT professionals to build few custom e-service applications on top of the e-platform. For instance getting firewood approvals, timber approvals etc.
5. Should have good documenting skills and should lead the documentation of the e-platform and the few custom e-services built on top of it.
6. The international ICT expert should be willing to work remotely with the team and therefore should have excellent verbal and written communication skills.
7. Should have leadership qualities to motivate a team of ICT graduates to become competent PHP Zend framework developers.
8. Should be familiar with Component based web services and should suggest better solutions for the said implementation.
9. The ICT expert will, in consultation with DIT design the overall architecture for the e-platform and the prototyped services.
10. The ICT expert will conduct the systems analysis and draft the findings into a report which will be submitted to DIT.
11. The ICT expert will be employed locally and remotely for a total period of 4 months.
12. When the ICT expert is in Bhutan he/she will be based the entire time in DIT where he/she will be provided with a desk, PC, Internet and printing facilities.
13. When remotely located the ICT expert should be available regularly for ad hoc consultations and regular consultations will be conducted at least once a week with the development team in Bhutan.


III. Outputs:

The following outputs will be produced by the expert:
1. A low level e-platform which contains generic services modules, which can be easily used to develop other e-services.
2. The expert will also be required to train the ICT team (10-15 persons) so that they will be able to independently develop services on top of the e-platform for the different Ministries as well as make changes to the low level platform as and when required.
3. The expert will be required to develop comprehensive documents for the e-platform as well as the e-service prototypes. He/she will be required to develop comprehensive, readable How-to manuals that explain the e-platform and its architecture and a well structured how-to manual to develop or deploy other services on top of the e-platform. A FAQ/forum should be setup to answer queries regarding the platform and how it should be used.

IV. Qualifications:

The International ICT expert should be an expert on the PHP Zend framework and should have worked for at least 3 years on the PHP Zend framework and developed projects using the Zend framework.

He/she should also have at least 5 years experience on PHP, MYSQL / PostgreSQL.

He/she should be able to communicate well in English.

He/She should have leadership skills and should have experience leading and motivating a team of programmers.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

China's milk scandal : List of Singapore ACA Banned Product

For your information, the following items have been recalled due to China's
milk scandal:

1. M&M
2. Snickers
3. Mento's Yoghurt Bottle
4. Dove Chocolate
5. Oreo Wafer Sticks
6. Dutchlady Sterilised Milk
7. Wall's all natural mango
8. Mini Poppers Ice Cream
9. Magnum Ice Cream
10. Moo Sandwich Ice Cream
11. Mini Cornetto
12. Youcan Ice Cream

Stores have been asked by AVA Singapore to remove them. If u have any of these items at home, don't eat them. Singapore suspended the import and sale of all milk and milk products.
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Singapore’s Agri-food and Veterinary Authority (AVA) has advised that these products to be recalled and removed from the stores. These products from China imported into Singapore are found to be contaminated with melamine. As a precaution, consumers are advised not to consume any dairy products from China.

The products are listed below :

- M&M’s
- Snickers
- Mentos Yoghurt Bottle
- Dove Chocolate
- Oreo Wafer Sticks
- Monmilk
- Dutch Lady Sterilised Milk
- Wall’s All Natural Mango
- Mini Poppers Ice Cream
- Magnum Ice Cream
- Mini Cornetto
- Youcanice Cream
- White Rabbit Creamy Candy
- Yili Brand Dairy Fruit Bar Yogurt Flavoured Ice Confection
- Dutch Lady strawberry milk

OBAMA LINKING HIMSELF TO LINCOLN AGAIN

Q: Your enemy was in the cities. Was the President in 2005 also on the enemy side? How did you feel personally about the President then?

JT: The President or "leader" in 2005 I believe tried desperately to be the next Lincoln and hold the country together but many of their policies drove a larger wedge into the Bill of Rights. The President in 2009 was interested only in keeping his/her power base.

Monday, September 22, 2008

INSTEP : Pengambilan Program Teknologi Petroleum ( PTP-1 & 2 ) Ambilan Januari 2009

PROGRAM TEKNOLOGI PETROLEUM ( PTP-1 & 2 ) di INSTEP
- Khas Bagi Calon Lepasan Diploma Kejuruteraan & Lepasan SPM/SPMV

· Iklan mengenai pengambilan program ini dibuat di beberapa akhbar utama seperti berikut :-

Tarikh Iklan : 21 Sept 2008 ( Ahad ) & 24 Sept 2008 ( Rabu )

Akhbar

21 Sept 2008

24 Sept 2008

Mingguan Malaysia (Utusan Malaysia)

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Berita Minggu (Berita Harian)

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The Star

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Daily Express

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Borneo Post

-

Eastern Times

Utusan Sarawak

Permohonan hendaklah dibuat secara 'online' dengan mengisi borang permohonan di

www.instep-petronas.com < capaian Internet diperlukan >

Sila hubungi talian Petronet: 8-144-6134/6135/6150 atau 09-668-6134/6135/6150 untuk maklumat lanjut.

Unit Pengambilan

PROGRAM TEKNOLOGI PETROLEUM
Institut Teknologi Petroleum PETRONAS ( INSTEP )
PETRONAS MANAGEMENT TRAINING SDN BHD

DID I MARRY THE RIGHT PERSON?

Those who are still single may learn something from here....
Those who are already married may take it as a guideline to improve your marriage....

DID I MARRY THE RIGHT PERSON?

During one of our seminars, a woman asked a common question.
She said, "How do I know if I married the right person?"

I noticed that there was a large man sitting next to her so I said,
"It depends. Is that your husband?"

In all seriousness, she answered "How do you know?"

Let me answer this question because the chances are
good that it's weighing on your mind.

Here's the answer.

EVERY relationship has a cycle. In the beginning, you fell in love with
your spouse. You anticipated their call, wanted their touch, and liked their idiosyncrasies.

Falling in love with your spouse wasn't hard. In fact, it was a
completely natural and spontaneous experience.
You didn't have to DO anything. That's why it's called "falling" in love...
Because it's happening TO YOU.


People in love sometimes say, "I was swept of my feet." Think about the
imagery of that _expression. It implies that you were just standing
there; doing nothing, and then something came along and happened TO YOU.

Falling is love is easy. It's a passive and spontaneous experience.

But after a few years of marriage, the euphoria of love fades. It's the
natural cycle of EVERY relationship. Slowly but surely, phone calls
become a bother (if they come at all), touch is not always welcome (when
it happens), and your spouse's idiosyncrasies, instead of being cute, drive you nuts.

The symptoms of this stage vary with every relationship, but if you
think about your marriage, you will notice a dramatic difference between
the initial stage when you were in love and a much duller or even angry subsequent stage.

At this point, you and/or your spouse might start asking, "Did I marry
the right person?" And as you and your spouse reflect on the euphoria of
the love you once had, you may begin to desire that experience with
someone else. This is when marriages breakdown. People blame their
spouse for their unhappiness and look outside their marriage for fulfillment.

Extramarital fulfillment comes in all shapes and sizes. Infidelity is
the most obvious. But sometimes people turn to work,a hobby, a
friendship, excessive TV, or abusive substances.

But the answer to this dilemma does NOT lie outside your marriage.
It lies within it.

I'm not saying that you couldn't fall in love with someone else. You could.

And TEMPORARILY you'd feel better. But you'd be in the same situation a
few years later. Because (listen carefully to this):


THE KEY TO SUCCEEDING IN MARRIAGE IS NOT FINDING THE
RIGHT PERSON; IT'S LEARNING TO LOVE THE PERSON YOU FOUND.

SUSTAINING love is not a passive or spontaneous experience. It'll NEVER
just happen to you. You can't "find" LASTING love. You have to "make" it
day in and day out. That's why we have the _expression "the labor of love."

Because it takes time, effort, and energy. And most importantly, it
takes WISDOM. You have to know WHAT TO DO to make your marriage work.

Make no mistake about it. Love is NOT a mystery. There are specific
things you can do (with or without your spouse) to succeed with your marriage.

Just as there are physical laws of the universe (such as gravity), there
are also laws for relationships. Just as the right diet and exercise
program makes you physically stronger, certain habits in your
relationship WILL make your marriage stronger. It's a direct cause and
effect. If you know and apply the laws, the results are predictable...you can "make" love.

Love in marriage is indeed a "decision"... Not just a feeling.

Photo Of Las Vegas Park...!! Dare to Try?

Very interesting... Triple Thrills
Outdoor Parks in Las Vegas just look to this picture, dare to try?
























Today Jokes : Horney Husband

One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says:
I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep.
A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear: "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"

Kurma, Kismis, Madu & Sebab Utama Lelaki Ditarik Ke Neraka Oleh Wanita

Sabda Rasulullah s.a.w

"Berilah makan buah kurma kepada isteri-isteri kamu yang hamil, kerana sekiranya wanita hamil itu memakan buah kurma, nescaya anak yang bakal dilahirkan itu menjadi anak yang penyabar, bersopan santun serta cerdas pemikirannya."

Kebaikan Kurma Ketika Mengandung dan Bersalin adalah amat baik sekali jika puan mengamalkan memakan buah kurma semasa mengandung kerana ini akan memudahkan bersalin nanti. Semasa bayi dilahirkan, buah kurma juga dicalitkan sedikit di lelangit bayi.

Ingat tak kisah dimana Maryam hanya memakan buah kurma semasa melahirkan nabi Isa a.s. Buah kurma tidak mengandungi gula yang merbahayakan malah ia merupakan makanan Rasullullah s.a.w.

Puan janganlah risau kerana takut diserang kencing manis.Apa yang harus puan buat, makanan manis2 yang lain puan jauhkanlah. Buah kurma tidak merbahayakan kesihatan kerana ianya mengandungi banyak khasiat.

1) KURMA

Nabi Muhammad SAW bersabda:
"Rumah yang tidak ada kurma di dalamnya, akan menyebabkan penghuninya kurang sehat".

"Berilah makanan kurma pada wanita yang hamil sebelum dia melahirkan, sebab yang demikian itu akan menyebabkan anaknya menjadi seorang yang tabah dan bertakwa (bersih hatinya)".

Abu Abdillah a.s. bersabda:
"Buah kurma adalah salah> satu buah yang berasal dari syurga dan dapat mensirnakan pengaruh sihir".

Abu Abdillah a.s. bersabda:
"Orang yang memakan 7 buah kurma yang baik sebelum sarapan, maka pada hari itu dia tidak akan tertimpa racun, sihir dan tidak diganggu setan".

Imam Ja'far Ash-Shadiq a.s. bersabda:
"Barangsiapa memakan 7 buah kurma yang baik, maka cacing-cacing yang ada di perutnya akan mati".

2) KISMIS

Nabi Muhammad SAW bersabda:
"Barangsiapa memakan kismis merah sebanyak 21 biji setiap hari sebelum sarapan pagi, maka dia tidak akan tertimpa penyakit kecuali kematian".

"Biasakanlah memakan kismis karena kismis dapat menghilangkan kepahitan (empedu/cairan kuning), menghilangkan lendir, menyehatkan badan, membaguskan rupa, menguatkan saraf dan menghilangkan letih".

Imam Ali a.s. bersabda:
"Barangsiapa memakan 21 biji kismis merah, maka dia tidak akan melihat pada jasadnya suatu yang tidak disenangi".

"Kismis dapat menguatkan jantung, menghilangkan penyakit, menghilangkan panas dan memulihkan kesehatan jiwa".

Pada riwayat lain dari Abi Ja'far At-thusi disebutkan bahwa kismis dapat menghilangkan lendir dan menyehatkan jiwa".

3) MADU

Nabi Muhammad SAW bersabda:
"Barangsiapa minum madu setiap bulan dengan niat melakukan nasehat Al-Qur'an, maka Allah SWT akan menyembuhkannya dari 77 penyakit".

"Barangsiapa ingin memiliki hafalan yang kuat hendaklah dia meminum madu".

"Sebaik-baik minuman ialah madu karena dia dapat mengkonsentrasikan hati dan menghilangkan dingin yang ada di dalam dada".

"Allah SWt telah meletakan berkah di dalam madu dan menjadikannya sebagai obat dari rasa nyeri, dan madu telah didoakan oleh 70 Nabi".

Dari Imam Ali a.s. beliau bersabda:
"Madu adalah obat dari segala penyakit,tiada penyakit di dalamnya, ia dapat menghilangkan lendir dan membersihkan hati".

Dari Imam Ja'far Ash-Shadiq a.s., beliau bersabda:
"Rasul saw sangat menyenangi madu".

Dari Imam Ja'far Ash-Shadiq a.s., beliau bersabda:
"Biasakanlah dirimu memperoleh dua obat yaitu meminum madu dan membaca Al-Quran".

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Di akhirat nanti ada 4 golongan lelaki yg akan ditarik masuk ke neraka oleh wanita. Lelaki itu adalah mereka yg tidak memberikan hak kpd wanita dan tidak menjaga amanah itu. Mereka ialah:

1. Ayahnya
Apabila seseorang yg bergelar ayah tidak mempedulikan anak2 perempuannya didunia. Dia tidak memberikan segala keperluan agama seperti mengajar solat,mengaji dan sebagainya Dia membiarkan anak2 perempuannya tidak menutup aurat. Tidak cukup kalau dgn hanya memberi kemewahan dunia sahaja. Maka dia akan ditarik keneraka oleh anaknya.

(p/s; Duhai lelaki yg bergelar ayah, bagaimanakah hal keadaan anak perempuanmu sekarang?. Adakah kau mengajarnya bersolat & saum?..menutup aurat?..pengetahuan agama?.. Jika tidak cukup salah satunya, maka bersedialah utk menjadi bahan bakar neraka jahanam.)

2. Suaminya
Apabila sang suami tidak mempedulikan tindak tanduk isterinya. Bergaul! bebas di pejabat, memperhiaskan diri bukan utk suami tapi utk pandangan kaum lelaki yg bukan mahram. Apabila suami mendiam diri walaupun seorang yg alim dimana solatnya tidak pernah bertangguh, saumnya tidak tinggal, maka dia akan turut ditarik oleh isterinya bersama-sama ke dlm neraka.

(p/s; Duhai lelaki yg bergelar suami, bagaimanakah hal keadaan isteri tercintamu sekarang?. Dimanakah dia?Bagaimana akhlaknya? Jika tidak kau menjaganya mengikut ketetapan syari'at, maka terimalah hakikat yg kau akan sehidup semati bersamanya di 'taman' neraka sana ..)

3. Abang-abangnya
Apabila ayahnya sudah tiada,tanggungjawab menjaga maruah wanita jatuh ke bahu abang-abangnya dan saudara lelakinya. Jikalau mereka hanya mementingkan keluarganya sahaja dan adiknya dibiar melencong dari ajaran Islam,tunggulah tarikan adiknya di akhirat kelak.

(p/s; Duhai lelaki yg mempunyai adik perempuan, jgn hanya menjaga amalmu, dan jgn ingat kau terlepas...kau juga akan dipertanggungjawabk an diakhirat kelak...jika membiarkan adikmu bergelumang dgn maksiat... dan tidak menutup aurat.)

4. Anak2 lelakinya
Apabila seorang anak tidak menasihati seorang ibu perihal kelakuan yg haram disisi Islam. bila ibu membuat kemungkaran mengumpat, memfitnah, mengata dan sebagainya.. .maka anak itu akan disoal dan dipertanggungjawabk an di akhirat kelak....dan nantikan tarikan ibunya ke neraka.

(p/s; Duhai anak2 lelaki.... sayangilah ibumu....nasihatila h dia jika tersalah atau terlupa.... krn ibu juga insan biasa... x lepas dr melakukan dosa...selamatkanla h dia dr menjadi 'kayu api' neraka.... jika tidak, kau juga akan ditarik menjadi penemannya.)


Lihatlah.... betapa hebatnya tarikan wanita bukan sahaja di dunia malah diakhirat pun tarikannya begitu hebat. Maka kaum lelaki yg bergelar ayah/suami/abang atau anak harus memainkan peranan mereka.

Firman Allah S.W.T;

"Hai anak Adam, peliharalah diri kamu serta ahlimu dari api neraka dimana bahan bakarnya ialah manusia, jin dan batu-batu..."

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Big Bang Theory: Recreating the Big Bang

"Have not those who disbelieved known that the heavens and the earth were one connected entity, then We separated them?....(Quran, 21:30)

Muslim should benefit fr this Experiment as the big bang theory is mentioned in d Al-Quran..
It should strengthen our iman as this scientifically finding will approve the contents of 1400 (++) years old book (Al-Quran).




The silicon tracker for one of the Large Hadron Collider's main detectors, the Compact Muon Solenoid, is installed in December 2007. The LHC's startup is now set for Sept. 10. Click on the image for a larger version.

The image is of the Large Hadron Collider built by CERN, which the BBC reports is ready to be powered up after 30 years of planning and construction. It will be the world's most powerful physics experiment.

Fakta

Mesin yang bernilai £4.5 billion ini berbentuk lilitan sepanjang 27km dan terletak 100m di bawah tanah merentasi sempadan Perancis dan Switzerland.


GAMBAR-GAMBAR SEMASA PELANCARAN 10 SEPTEMBER 2008




















13 SEPTEMBER 2008...

DIBAWAH ADALAH GAMBAR PERTAMA SELEPAS PELANGGARAN ATOM DI POINT 5 DAN PROSES PERLANGGARAN TERBESAR DUNIA INI BERJAYA.









Teori 'Big Bang' Di Dalam Al-Quran
"Apakah orang-orang kafir tidak melihat bahawa sesungguhnya langit dan bumi pada asalnya bercantum sebagai satu, kemudian Kami pisahkan antara keduanya.." ( Al-Anbiya' : 30 )
Huraian
Oleh kerana Al-Quran merupakan mukjizat yang membuktikan kebenaran Islam, maka Allah swt mengajak manusia berfikir tentang kebenaran fakta yang disampaikan melalui Rasulullah saw.
Sesiapa yang mengkaji kebenaran pernyataan Al-Quran, pasti akan menemui Islam sebagai pegangan hidupnya.
Sebagai contohnya ialah teori 'big bang'.
Syaikh Tantawi Jauhari melalui kitabnya Al-Jawahir yang ditulis sekitar tahun 1920-1930 menyebut :
"Apa yang dijelaskan oleh Al-Quran, langit yang banyak dan bumi ini termasuk matahari, bintang-bintang dan segala alam yang ada di dalamnya, semuanya bercantum padu sebelum ini, kemudian Allah swt pisahkan kesemuanya. Ayat ini adalah mukjizat yang membuktikan kebenaran Al-Quran, kerana ilmu berkenaan perkara ini hanya diketahui pada hari ini"
Menurut teori 'big bang', alam ini pada asalnya bercantum padu, kemudian berlakulah satu letupan yang kuat ( cosmix explotion ) 10 hingga 20 bilion tahun yang lampau, yang dinamakan 'big bang'.

Sejak itu berlakulah pengembangan dan penyejukan ( expending and cooling ) sehingga akhirnya lahirlah bintang-bintang, galaksi dan seumpamanya.

Teori ini pada asalnya diasaskan dari formula General Theory of Relativity yang diutarakan oleh Albert Einstein pada tahun 1915.
Kemudian, pada tahun 1922, seorang pakar fizik Rusia, Alexandar Friedmann mengembang dan mengukuhkan lagi teori ini.
Pada tahun 1929, Edwin Hubble menemui bukti-bukti kukuh yang menyokong teori 'big bang'. Dengan menggunakan alat yang canggih, beliau mendapati alam ini sedang mengembang.

Dan langit itu Kami bangun dengan kekuasaan (Kami) dan sesungguhnya Kami benar-benar meluaskannya. (QS. Adz Dzaariyaat, 51:47)

Penemuan ini mengukuhkan lagi pendapat yang mengatakan alam ini bercantum padu pada asalnya diikuti satu letupan besar kerana letupan itulah yang menyebabkan pengembangan ini.
Wallahu a'lam.

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Jokes of The Days : Airlines

Lufthansa Airlines

Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the captain :"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform you that we have lost power to all of our engines and will shortly crash into the ocean".

The passengers were obviously very worried about this situation but were somewhat comforted by the captain's next announcement.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, we at Lufthansa have prepared for such an emergency and we would now like you to rearrange your seating so that all the non-swimmers are on the left side of the plane and all the swimmers are on the right side of the plane after this announcement all the passengers rearranged their seating to comply with the captain's request.

Two minutes later the captain made a belly landing in the ocean. The captain once again made an announcement:

"Ladies and Gentlemen we have crashed into the ocean. All of the swimmers on the right side of the plane, open your emergency exits and quickly swim away from the plane.

For all of the non-swimmers on the left side of plane...
-Thank You For Flying Lufthansa- ".

British Airways

"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London.

We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic."

"If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire.

"If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that the port wing has fallen off."

"If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a little yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you. That's me your captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air stewardesses. This is a recorded message."

Delta Airlines

At the airport for a trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the voice on the public address system saying,

"We apologize for the inconvenience, but Delta Flight 570 will board from Gate 41."

So my family picked up our luggage and carried it over to Gate 41.

Not ten minutes later the public address voice told us that Flight 570 would in fact be boarding from Gate 35. So again we gathered our carry-on luggage and returned to the original gate.

Just as we were settling down, the public address voice spoke "Thank you for participating in Delta's physical fitness program."

Friday, September 19, 2008

Google......the best employer, why?

This is probably the reason why Google wins the title of "Best Employer" several years running.
Google is said to be the dream job of a lot of people.

We already knew that working for Google had certain advantages, but, believe me, this giant of the search motor takes the welfare of its employees seriously ... as shown by this decompression (stress) capsule that is impermeable to sound and light . . .

Moving around: A slide allows quick access from different floors . . . There are also poles available . . . they are similar to the ones used in fire stations .

Food . Employees can eat all they want from a vast choice of food and drink .

Work Station: Each employee has at least two large screens .
There are 4-6 'Zooglers' per office .


INOVATION: Large boards are available just about everywere because 'ideas don't always come when seated in the office' says one of Googles managers .

LEISURE . Pool tables, video games etc . are available in many areas .


Communication . . . On each floor, there are private cabin areas where employees can attend to personal affairs .

Technical Support: Problem with your computer ? No problem . . . Bring it to this area where drinks are available while it is being fixed . . .

Health: Professional masseurs (eusses) available .


REST . . . This room provides massage chairs that you control . . . while you view relaxing aquariums . . . . !!!

Ambiance . . . There are many books in this library . . . even some about programming !!